The A-Z Of COVID-19
copio e incollo le definizioni che mi piacciono di più:
CONSPIRACY THEORIST: Criminally insane individual dedicated to the annihilation of humanity by allowing everyone to die of COVID-19 by alleging that it may not be as deadly as we all know it is. Other characteristics include denying climate change, voting for BREXIT and non-readership of the GUARDIAN.
COVID-19: Unstoppable and totally lethal plague carried by any living organism with 100% mortality rate that can be caught by any living being on the earth. Symptoms include a) being alive and b) living on planet Earth.
FREEDOM: Mythical condition believed in by CONSPIRACY THEORISTS
GREAT BARRINGTON DECLARATION, THE: Pseudoscientific mumbo-jumbo written by a bunch of QUACKs including “Dr. Johnny Bananas” in order to spread MISINFORMATION about COVID-19.
LOCKDOWN: Utopian state that will free humanity for ever.
MISINFORMATION: Act of suggesting mistaken beliefs not permitted by the STATE
NORMAL; NEW: Post-2020 Age of Enlightenment: for further information see Zamyatin,, Y, We. Huxley, A, Brave New World.
PARLIAMENT: Pre-2020 institution, now defunct, dedicated to squabbling on television for the benefit of the masses over decisions that had already been taken by the STATE
SAFE: Condition of total atrophy
STATE, THE: Benefactor and source of all blessings.
SWEDEN: Rogue state of COVID-19 deniers.
VACCINE: Panacea for COVID-19. To be injected into population of entire planet. Declared safe by QUACKs. Said population expendable in drive to halt “climate change.